Nobody believes me when I say that the 80 days thing is a coincidence. But it is.
We leave the day after Isabel's last exam and return the day before the first full day of school. 80 days.
Actually from take off to touch down at Winnipeg International is 79 days and 20 hours, but door to door from our house... precisely 80 days.

And a bit about the backstory. In 1993 after three years in veterinary practice Lorraine and I quit our jobs and backpacked around the world for eight months, doing everything from living in a cave in Greece (a very nice cave mind you) to camel trekking across the Rajastani desert to celebrating Christmas in Hong Kong to island hopping in Thailand to volcano climbing in Indonesia to living with a family in Samoa to... well, the list does go on and on. Everyone said, "Wow, that was the trip of a lifetime!" To which we responded, "Nooo! It can't be the only time we do that! It just can't be." We swore we would do something similar again when we had kids. It's 22 years later. Isabel is 13. Alexander is 10.
It's time.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Day 5 - How Does A Koala Feel About Being Cuddled?

I would have said, "aggrieved", but it turns out that this question is not the right one to ask as despite the fact that cuddling is clearly advertised what happens is really more akin to a brief grapple than what most people would define as a "cuddle". For the allotted twenty seconds (what this works out to in dollars per second is a bit of math I scarcely dare perform) one is permitted to have a koala clamp on to one's chest like a clawed barnacle, albeit a grey furry, arguably very cute barnacle.

So how does the koala feel about being compelled to clamp on to a series of strange chests? To the best of my ability to read their expressions I would say that they feel something on a spectrum running from indifference to stupefaction. Either that or they've been drugged. Judge for yourself in the photo below. And for those of you busy judging us for abetting koala enslavement I will say that you have not travelled through Australia with a koala besotted thirteen year old girl. Moreover I am told that their emotions in the wild also run from indifference to stupefaction. These are supremely relaxed animals.

However, all other considerations aside, it did allow me to play with my camera lenses and photograph Fred (the koala's unexpected name) and his neighbours.

2 comments:

  1. That last picture? A strong dislike. I wasn't expecting such foulness after the cute animals.

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  2. Just trying to provide a balanced perspective on the Aussie reality...;-)

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